Mobile Army Surgical Hospital 4077, my favourite serial movie of all times...I am rewatching it over again, just reached series 2 out of 11.
Here are some quotes from M*A*S*H*:)
Frank Burns: Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?
Trapper: It saves time, Frank.
Hawkeye: [Pierce, who was blinded earlier in the episode, calls out] Is there a doctor in the house?
Frank Burns: What is it, Pierce?
Hawkeye: Oh, Frank, I'm glad you're here - go get a doctor
Radar: [on the phone, during a sniper attack] Hey, listen, can you speak up a little bit? Somebody's trying to kill me!
Frank Burns: Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret: We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns: I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Margaret: Oh, Frank. You're so above average.
Margaret: I'm not so think as you drunk I am...
[both drunk, under fire, in a foxhole]
Col. Potter: I said fire that weapon.
Hawkeye: All right.
[to the gun]
Hawkeye: You're fired.
Hawkeye: I did it as gently as I could.
Col. Potter: That was an order, Pierce.
Hawkeye: [Snapping his fingers] Oh waiter, would you take this man's order, please?
Henry Blake: You're always wrong, Frank. That's what's so right about you.